turboplanner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Turbo suddenly realised as he waited for an emoticon response that Ahlo had beaten him by editing a generality into his previous post - a cunning move which there was no antidote, so Turbo had to spend an hour biting his *** (Chat Room users will be now be quite able to instantly translate this word). He decided he might try to add a helpful comment to the Cabullstory, or wait for "Swerves" to post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "Yeah, was a bit rude in hindsight." admitted LowVak:sorry:, "But it needed a tag.." .... a fist fight which broke out in the CWA tent when two matrons wore the same dress style " 'ere! Hang on a minute." gasped LowVak :uhoh2: "What's your caper Tubz? You know that NES has scant resemblance to reality, and you go and post that!" "We can't have truth getting into the story now"... :no no: ================== sometimes the truth is scarier than fiction... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 a fist fight which broke out in the CWA tent when two matrons wore the same dress style "Ah, those CWA fights can be horrible" said the Lat knowingly. "Why just last year at the Wagga show, they ran out of jam and scones to throw at each other and moved onto the prize-winning vegetables, it was carnage!" :black_eye: ===== Darky wonders if "Swerves" refers to her :thumb_up:... starting to think we need to start a 'name thesaurus' thread in the Anything about Nothing section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "Ahlo, being an NES contributor means never having to say you are sorry" said Turbo, wondering if he was at the emoticon tray again. "I can neither confirm nor deny that <<Swerves>> refers to anyone male or female,in the first or third person, or in paragraph 2 (iii) of the Victorian Law Society, insofaras, or asmuchas, oraslittleas for that matter that swerves might in some circumstance past or present or inasmuch be deemed to have happened, applicable to just the slightest deviation from straight, true and without deviation after landing." In order to miss, all one must do is simply fly from the ground. "In other words how did you go today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "In other words how did you go today?" Swervy :big_grin: A few were smooth, a few were swervy, a few didn't even get on the ground... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Lumpy? It's hot down here, plenty of turbulence, not a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Lumpy? It's hot down here, plenty of turbulence, not a good day I was up there at 9am so it was quite nice really :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work we go" sang the prehensile puddlejumper from Yarram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work we go" sang the prehensile puddlejumper from Yarram HiHo and his first officer dog this morning were out having tea and scones in a never-before-Skyrangered paddock and consequently missed the slings and arrows of Turbo-ed misfortune aimed at 1...K1W1s 2...bounteous burgers of Yarram 3...and puddlejumpers prehensile or otherwise. These un warranted attacks provide irrefutable evidence that it is true the hypothesis that a surfeit of sunlight, plastic parrots and mangrove flats can lead one to become not only swervy but also .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 ... a little slurry.... "you been drinking to much again" is your problemo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 ... a little slurry.... "you been drinking to much again" is your problemo.... ...says young Stretch knowingly, despite his claims to never drink anything stronger than orange juice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 ...even though he had drunk XXXX beer which was almost as string as orange juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 no, me no drink no bad stuff... effer!... just letting u know that swervy coulda been.... ===== She's hot today...! 43 deg C here! was going to take mum for a spin in the Jab, but thought better of it in this temp! not to mention the thermals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 ...mervy. Mum might have given you the rounds of the kitchen Tomo - smart move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 A mum in the kitchen beats a mum in the thermals. However a mum in her thermals beats......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 ...a mum in the kitchen... ===== Ditdah Has gotta go driving around the district finding someone to guarantee I'm he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 A mum in the kitchen beats a mum in the thermals. However a mum in her thermals beats......... ..... a Dad in his jocks, which beats a GrandPa in his Y-fronts, which certainly beats a ye olde BangeHolme Burglar in his possum G-string, although that is a bit better than a Locky-Firey in his ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 steel with wire brush trimming "JOCKALOCKS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 steel with wire brush trimming "JOCKALOCKS" ..... which in turn is a vast improvement over a McJockLocks in his Kilt, with a stiff southeaster blowing and his ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 .....*** waving in the breeze... *** Chat room talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Turbo has just noticed on Captain's Avatar, a portrait of his last passenger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 "The asbestos lining plays havok (now there's a word that gets some use around here) with the possum skin rash." complained LowVach.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Turbo patiently explained that the asbestos lining was made necessary to cope with the incontinence of some "Old Hats", and the ambitions of other "old Hats" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 .....*** waving in the breeze... *** Chat room talk "OHHHhhhh" said someone's mum "It must be cold down in YSWG X 2 today, as Queensland men wouldn't be seen dead in ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 anything other than baggy green trousers, a wide brimmed hat, and a short sleeved shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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